There are tons of blogs out there offering valuable advice about how to get a call for an interview then how to nail that job interview and walk away employed. Many of them are written by HR recruiters so they must know what they’re talking about.
My hunch is that the following candidates have not perused any of these articles. Or perhaps they have since the utterly bizarre behaviours these candidates displayed were not mentioned in any of these blogs (understandably). Hopefully the majority of people job hunting have never committed these gaffes and never will.
Now on to the awards.
Weirdest Email Application … and the nominees are …
A woman submitted a link to her personal website where she posted nude photographs of herself.
A man submitted his email name with the address hotdate69@hotmail.com.
And the Award goes ….. to the woman with the nude pics.
Weirdest Apparel … the nominees are …
A gentleman showed up for a job interview dressed from head to toe as a clown. A clown. Fright wig, makeup, the whole scenario. His reasoning? He moonlighted as a clown at children’s parties and without having time to change he went straight from a party to his interview.
A candidate stood up in the lobby to greet the HR recruiter and his pants fell down to his ankles.
A very attractive blonde woman showed up wearing a blouse with several buttons undone and a tight mini-skirt.
A male candidate wore an open shirt that revealed a hairy chest, wore a medallion and strong cologne.
A woman showed up in her housecoat and slippers.
A candidate wore a jogging suit to an interview for CEO.
And the Award goes to … the gentleman dressed as a clown.
Weirdest Hygienic Behaviour … the nominees are …
A gentlman clipped his fingernails during an interview (at least he didn’t pull off his shoes and clip his toenails).
A gentleman smelled his armpits as he walked up the hall with the HR recruiter to the interview room.
A candidate admitted he wasn’t used to wearing dress shoes and proceeded to showing the HR recruiter the “bloody big blisters” on his feet.
A candidate wet himself.
A candidate vomited on the recruiter’s shoes.
A candidate removed his shoes and socks and applied medicated foot powder to his feet.
And the Award goes to … the gentleman who applied foot powder to his feet.
Weirdest Comments … the nominees are …
A gentleman was asked why he was the best candidate for the position and he slammed his hand down onto the HR recruiter’s desk shrieking “because I get the job DONE!”
A candidate recited poetry.
A gentleman admitted he was terrible with numbers. He was applying for a job as an accountant.
A candidate wanted to know how many young women worked at the organization.
Another candidate admitted s/he was not wanted in that state.
A candidate admitted he was fired from his last job for beating up the boss.
Another candidate challenged the recruiter with “I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”
A candidate discussed a conflict with a former work colleague and admitted the resolution was that they were both fired.
A candidate told the HR recruiter that she’d only had sex once in her life and the result was her 10-year-old son.
Another candidate asked the HR recruiter if she could pick him up for work in the event that it rained since he didn’t have a car.
Perhaps this was that candidate’s cousin but he asked the recruiter if she could drive him home after the interview.
A candidate asked the HR recruiter if he wasn’t hired could he take her out sometime.
A candidate asked the recruiter how much they paid her for doing the interviews.
When asked why s/he was leaving their current job the candidate revealed quite happily “I s–t my pants every time I enter the building.”
A candidate asked the HR recruiter if she could take a 10-minute break every 15 minutes as she worked.
A candidate told the recruiter that she often overslept and had trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
A candidate admitted s/he went to jail for domestic violence but they wouldn’t get angry with the recruiter (unless they weren’t offered the job probably…I have a feeling the recruiter didn’t tell this person that to his/her face).
When asked when s/he could start the candidate stated they would have to ask their mom first.
A candidate asked the HR recruiter what the recruiter meant by “two weeks notice” since s/he had never quit a job…s/he’d always been fired.
A candidate admitted he didn’t have a fixed address since he lived in a gypsy camp at an airport.
The candidate wore her walkman during the interview telling the HR recruiter she could listen to both at the same time.
The candidate said her long term goal was to replace the interviewer.
A candidate offered the interviewer $5,000 for the job.
A candidate offered to have sex with the interviewer if she was hired.
A candidate offered the HR interviewer cocaine.
And the Award goes to … the candidate who admitted that he “s–t himself” whenever he entered his organization’s building.
Weirdest Overall Behaviour … the nominees are …
A candidate went into the corporation’s cafeteria after his interview and
helped himself to a sandwich, then sat there and ate it.
A candidate asked the HR recruiter if he would meet for a
drink afterward. Since the recruiter was a man I wonder if the candidate was a woman? What the heck, if you don’t get the job maybe you’ll get a husband.
A candidate challenged the interviewer to an
arm wrestling match.
The candidate fell and
broke his arm.
The candidate
ate a hamburger during the interview.
A balding candidate left the interview for a moment then returned
wearing a toupee.
A candidate
fell asleep during the interview.
A candidate
sang the national anthem.
A candidate
tried to sell the HR recruiter a car.
A candidate did a
Ben Stiller impression.
A candidate answered her cell phone then asked the HR recruiter to
leave her own office because it was a private conversation.
A gentleman stared up at the
ceiling the entire time he was interviewed.
A candidate
did yoga during the interview.
A candidate
stretched out on the floor to fill out an application.
A candidate
wouldn’t get out of the chair unless he was hired so the recruiter called the police.
A candidate
tap danced around the HR recruiter’s office.
A candidate took out a
copy of Penthouse and looked through it.
A male candidate’s brief case fell open and an
assortment of ladies’ panties and perfumes fell out.
A candidate told the HR recruiter there was a
bomb in his brief case and if he wasn’t hired he would detonate it. He flipped the switch and ran.
And the Award goes to … the gentleman with the fake bomb in his briefcase.
Quickest Exit … the nominees are …
A candidate told the HR recruiter he had to hurry and leave since he had another interview to attend.|
A candidate fled the interview because his dog got loose in the parking lot.
A candidate fled the interview when he heard there was a drug test.
And the Award goes to … the candidate who fled after learning about the drug test.
Weirdest Interview Bluff … there is only one nominee so this candidate wins by default.
A candidate answered his cell phone during the interview and had a prolonged conversation with an HR recruiter. He hung up and told the HR recruiter in front of him that he just received another offer with a higher salary and he wanted the recruiter to match it. When the recruiter refused the candidate admitted there was no other offer and that he made it up to bump the salary higher.
Watch a youtube mockumentary of an interview with many of the blunders listed above.